Nose Hair Always WinsOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Magnus who always dreamed of becoming the world's best tongue cleaner. He trained every day for 0 hours in order to beat his rival, The Fat Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Magnus came armed with a nose hair and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Magnus emerged as the blobby victor! His achievement is celebrated every Tongue Cleaner Day.